Did you know Jesus drove a Honda Accord and never spoke of it?
"For I did not speak of my own accord" John 12:49a Added (1). Here's the proof: 
Nice try but Honda like most large corporations name their products after the meaning that existed to create the value of illusion so you will not see how they are gouging you. Also- Jesus didn't speak English; this is a translation from Hebrew. To write comedy you DO have to be somewhat educated despite how casual popular cartoons appear.
That joke would work better if I could actually find a version of the Bible which does use the word 'accord', but I can't see one here: http://biblehub.com/john/12-49.htm
But he just did. Is that one of the Biblical contradictions that the atheists parade out when they are feeling clever?
Fun little scripture that helps us understand that Jesus and God are not the same being
I had no idea! Pictured him to be more of a hippie hybrid douche.
Dees that mean Jesus was actually Japanese?
You win -- I actually laughed out loud at that one…
Did you know that people who are illiterate find the most childish things funny when it comes to the use of language?
Well, it was obviously so reliable that talking about it was unnecessary. I actually thought he drove a Camero. (camel).
LOL… Well played.
- What would you do if a lady around 30-37 told you that you were useless and would never amount to anything? She's a well dressed white lady with a brand new Honda SUV and she has a daughter that looks about 12 that is also well dressed and the girl is being rude and both are being very rude to the guy at the counter at Subway. Would it be wrong to curse out the old witch who tried to start a fight and cursed out the subway worker and you?
- What is the most reliable car you've ever owned and how many miles did you put on it? Mine was Honda Passport with 250,000 miles bought brand new. Yeah I know it was rebadged Isuzu Rodeo but it was surprisingly reliable with no major problems.
- Did you know that Philippines is so poor that if you own a car people will think you're rich? I live in the Philippines and I own a 2013 Honda Fit and I sometimes drive it when I go to the University, it's not even expensive. And my friends think I'm rich. Most people here only use underbone motorcycles for transportation, most families don't even own a car.
- Accidentally drove in 2nd gear on highway with automatic. Did I cause any damage to my car? I didn't get much sleep so this morning I was little out of it. On my 15 minute commute to work I accidentally put my automatic car in 2nd gear instead of drive. I drove on the highway for 5 minutes going 60. I didn't notice until I got to work and realized that's why my car felt a little different while driving. It's a 2002 Honda crv. Could I have caused any long term damage?