How to make my Honda fast?

In getting a Honda civic 95 two door. Pretty soon I want to make it fast and look good but I don't want to look like a ricer(if anyone knows what that is) . What tune ups can I do to it and good cheap aftermarket parts should I get.
I'm not familiar with cars a whole bunch so kind of dumb it down a little lol.

Add paddle shifters and a turbo.

Go down a hill

Get a supercharger.

Want stuff that will make your Civic fast? You won't find it for cheap. Fast means you're doing stuff like engine swaps to really go fast.

A quick way to make it fast is buy a hondata its for quick computer flashes and can bluetooth to your phone

Attach a jet turbine to the roof.

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