Which type of car best suits me: Car, Convertible, SUV, or mini van?

I'm curious. I'm not buying a new car or anything, but I drive now and I'm 17 and I drive a Honda CR-V 2007, but that's my sibling's car. And my relative gives me her Honda CR-V 2012 in a year from now. These two Honda CR-Vs are SUVs btw. My parents own minivans. I just wanted to know what car suits my characteristics.

1. I definitely do not like regular cars. Because it is hard to get in the seats and they are too clustered. And if you get into a car crash with regular cars, you will die or get injured instantly or have a higher risk. And every car nowadays is just noisy sports cars.

2. I hate convertibles more than regular cars. I do not like the height and I do not want people stealing from a car with no ceiling. A no ceiling car is dangerous and scares me and plus I do not need a tan since I'm already dark. I like having the luxury of the ceiling instead. It protects me from the sun and flying objects.

So eliminate the car and convertible as the most suitable car. Those things are for jocks only.

3. SUV is my favorite and my brother's car is the best car I ever drove. It's spacious and has a ceiling window and a great trunk

4. I definitely love minivans too. They are the most spacious and hold 7 people.

So here is what I look for in a vehicle/car: 1. Can hold at least 5 people (I prefer 7 people)
2. Spacious
3. Not too huge of a vehicle (Honda CR-V is a decent size
4. Decent trunk space
5. Fast acceleration
6. A quiet vehicle
7. AND OF COURSE A CEILING

Added (1). 8. Ceiling window (I don't really care if a car does not even have one)
9. Brakes work fast enough
10. Steering wheel turns sharp enough
11. Good heating and air conditioning (My mom's minivan has horrible climate control)

Added (2). And btw I hate Mazda but I love Hondas

Honda Odessey 2009 LPT, Toyotta Sinena, Hummer H3, Lincoln Navigator, Dodge Caravan. Hummer H3 and Lincoln Navigator are SUVs and wrest are Minivans

I'm not sure where you get regular cars being noisy cramped death traps? Arguably they are safer than a SUV because their lower centre of gravity makes them less likely to roll over in an accident. Rolling over increases the risk of injury in any accident.

Noisy? Not sure what you are looking at. Camry / Accord etc are very quiet and comfortable vehicles. They better performance, handling and economy than a larger vehicle.

No not saying you shouldn't drive a CR-V or a Mini-van. If you need the 7 seats, that puts you in minim-van territory. If you simply like the upright seat and driving of the CR-V, and find the AWD useful in winter, fair enough. But don't keep kidding yourself that they are any safer.

I think you would love my current car, but I don't think it's available in most places.
http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-review/toyota/auris/first-drives/toyota-blade-master-g

OK, no sunroof, but it does have blue LED moon lighting. Otherwise it ticks all your boxes.

You need a bicycle.

If you want it to hold 5-7 people… And fast and spacious and quiet, I can only recommend the Mercedes Benz GL63 AMG, or Toyota Land Cruiser/Lexus LX570 with a TRD Supercharger. Ford Transit and Mercedes Benz Sprinter works too, but who wants to drive a work truck. The upcoming Mercedes Benz Metris could also be a good choice too.

Like lanab said all mustly suv are top heavy so their easy to tip over the Camry are pretty spacious cars they have 8 air bags in them i don't know where you got sedans are dangerous from and i don't know why you hate mazdas their right up their with Honda and Toyota i have a 2015 mazda 3 and i love it plus having a suv is pricey in gas mileage it will take about 30 or 40 dollars to fill up the tank and driving to school and back everyday you will have fill up every week or every 4 days big cars get the worst mileage my car gets 30 city and 41 highway