I had to show this pocho that Mexican Americans own them?
Last weekend, I was driving on my 4x4 Chevy Silverado with 22" chromed rims all the way to Houston to enjoy some Mexican American lifestyle. When I arrived to the neighborhood my cousin lives in, something was there waiting to ruin my night.
I turned up my stereo and bumped to 500 Balazos by Voz de Mando. While I was enjoying my ride, some guy came out of his car. The guy was a Mexican wearing a USMNT jersey. He also came out a g@y @ss Honda Civic listening to Justin Bieber. I knew at that moment that I spotted a disgraceful pocho. The puto approached me and confronted me speaking English. I told that puto to talk Spanish, and he replied with "peenchey piesuh". The puto had terrible Spanish, so I put Sanguinarios del M1 by El Movimiento Alterado on my stereo, turned up the volume, got my bat, and stepped out my troka. I smashed his headlights from his g@y @ss Civic. The pocho charged at me but I smashed his head with my bat. I got on my truck, stepped on the pedal twice, and ran over his stupid car.
I took care of business, but I saw some more pochos with USMNT jerseys driving some Hondas and Toyotas. I knocked some cars out of the way with my trokona, and then I heard some police sirens. I knew that my Mexican American night was ruined thanks to those pochos, so I had to return to my country town. So I turned up my stereo, drove to highway I-45, and sped away at 90 mph bumping to La Ultima Sombra by Gerardo Ortiz.
Aren't pochos Mexican Americans?
Tu solo te contradices… Los pochos y los mexico-estadounidenses son la misma cosa, hijos de traidores de la patria… Ni mexicanos son
Fresa sin crema? Fresa sin crema? LOL
how about i fill your fresa con mi crema haha
as for my answer to your question. Good job son.
I honestly rather listen to Justin bieber than to that **** you call Mexican music
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I would have ran over them with my troka and have slapped them with my cruz azul mud flaps
I hate Gerardo Ortiz
You know voz de mando is from LA right? And Gerardo Ortiz sings narco corrido that is influenced by German polka music right? Que pendejo eres.
Cool story bro. I liked the part where you made this all up.
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