Why didn't I wake up in a new Bugatti?

I woke up in a Honda Civic. Why didn't I wake up in a Bugatti?

Lol you did not woke up in bugatti cause you were sleeping in Honda civic so you woke up in a Honda civic

I woke up in a bed.
Nice life you're leading…

Because you fell asleep in a Honda presumably, or have you been taken? I'll call Liam Neeson

Why did you wake up in a car at all? Did someone steal your house AND your Bugatti?