What's a clever/funny license plate for a motorcycle?

Next month I'm getting a Honda cbr 500r (my first motorcycle) and I want custom plates. Any cool ideas?

If its your first - best to get something that people won't remember so easily

2 wheels good
4 wheels bad

L34RNR

Dbag.

Motorcycle- I call it a flying coffin provided you drive well. You know license plate is very important. God forbid if you commit an accident, this will help you to get quick identification, your address, your next of kin and finally quick hospitalized. It may be clever/funny but it must be visible from distance.

TKT-Please If its a fast bike! [ticket please]

CBR500
People that know bikes, will know that is a model name and wonder why you don't have a DMV license plate.

0000abcd

POSER

On my Harley I had a custom tag that was "BAD HD". When I got it you would be amazed how much a "D" looks like an "O" so it looked like Bad Ho. I'm a female and I did get rid of that tag.

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