How would the element do against the new sprinter?

The car I have is a 2003 element 4 speed. Auto ex awd model.
The mercdes sprinter s a 2016 model with the 2.1 twin turbo diesel.

Reason I'm coming this is my friends dad took me for a on one of these vans for a ride when I didn't have my credit at thaat the and I was surprised by how torquey it was of the line. It gets up to speed effortlessly for it's size and considering it's only the BASE model. I myself have a 2003 Honda Element which has 161 ft lbs of torque whereas this van has a whopping 265 ft lbs torque for a small displacement engine!

Is this van as quick as my element (of the line)?
How does it handle on the highyway compared to my car?
Could it keep up with the element in handling and acceleration?

Dude you need a new hobby. Or see a therapist. Or get a new Altima.