What will happen if the police catch me on my dirtbike?

I live in Md.
The bike is a Honda cr85r with full fmf
There's some *****( I don't no where she comes from ) keeps claiming she called the police, I act polite and all, she is a real ***** despite my manors

If your dirtbike has blinker lights and a liscence plate, you are fine as long as you obey all traffic laws. If you don't have that stuff, you can't drive on public roads.

If the cops catch you riding a dirt-only bike on the street they are *legally required* to impound the motorcycle. They keep the bike, You get to walk home. Not to mention, the various tickets for no insurance, no registration, no license, etc.

They will write you several tickets and likely tow your bike. Eventually, the cops will have someone in your neighborhood when she calls and they will get you. If you try to run, you will find yourself in cuffs.

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