What can I do to make my car faster?

I just bought an 09 honda civic si. It has vtech and a fujita cold air intake. Long story short, it needs to be faster. What can I do to it to make it faster but not have major mechanical problems later on

Long story short, buy an Audi or Gt R34 skyline

"Long story short it needs to be faster"… Why? It's a pretty quick little car, gets good mileage, it's reliable.
Why would you want to ef it up? Where are you going in such a big efing hurry?

Sell it an buy something with a V-8.

With a reprogrammed chip in the ecu, you can trade mileage for better performance.

To gain real performance gain, you have to spend $1000+ in parts alone. If you want to learn, I guess it's okay, but if you just want performance, and pay others to do the work, it would be cheaper to just buy a faster stock vehicle.

Most guys start out with just an intake exhaust, etc… And 5 years later they have over-spent money and time, lol. Performance upgrades usually take away daily driver efficiency.

You bought a civic and want it to be fast? Trade it in and by something that is built to be fast

Buy a different car.

Civics aren't meant to be fast. Don't waste your money on parts or anything on it. Save your money, and buy a better car. (M3, STI, Evo)

Have someone push it

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