What's the best way to get a auto loan without credit and income verification?

I recently opened an account with wells fargo, and dropping off 125$ to my checkings and or savings every week, to save up money and build a "RELATIONSHIP" (BS they just want my money in their bank) to get a ****ing credit card. I need an auto loan so I can get a car to go to work and fulfill my schedule needs. I have currently 240$ in my account all together and about to drop off another 125$ this Sunday, yes every Sunday's are going to be me dropping off money. How will I get a auto loan? I want to buy a Honda S2000 ranging from 6k - 10k, but mostly in the middle around 8k is what I'm really looking for, help me out. I'm 18 and new to this stupid banking system.

You have to be 21 and employed full time 12/18 months without a cosigner

Pay cash. Get a credit card and build up your credit score for a couple years.

Walk, ride a bike, or take public transit. Hit up the bank of mom and dad.

P S The banking system is not stupid.

Small mom and pop buy here pay here dealer