Did you know that Honda CR-V tires never wear out?

Its true.

OK

Oh how lovely. I drive a Honda CR-V

100% untrue. All tires eventually wear out. There's no way you can drive 295,000 miles on a tire with no wear.

Yes.

Troll level: Rank amateur.

Yes. I just buy a new one.

No.

Yeah, and you're the one that wrote to Bob and Ray that his valve stems never point the same direction…

I think they do, all tires wear out

Yes