Would you sooner defend the left wing, the right wing or your Honda Goldwing?

Would you sooner defend the left wing, the right wing or your Honda Goldwing?

Added (1). I can kind of grasp left-wing views and identify with right-wing views.
But neither is as nice as the view from my Honda Goldwing.

I liek chicken wings.

My allegiance is to the truth and programs that actually work. Currently those reside on the right

You can be my wingman any day.

No one cares about your stupid bike. No one!

Justin is bigger than y'all.

Justin has a big D, 103.

My Honda Goldwing. There are many Honda goldwings just like it… But this one is MINE.

I ride an ACE, 750.

I'm afraid of motorcycles.
I ride a 1997 Geo Metro, 3 cylinders.

My HONDA GoldWing.

The extreme LEFT & RIGHT are crazier than shyttehouse rats.