How do I change a tire?

Ok so me and my girlfriend were pulled over for failure to use turn signal, the cop approaches our vehicle and immediately opens my door and tells me to step out of the vehicle and I kiss my girlfriend goodbye because at this point I know they are shipping me off to jail due to my felony warrants. The officer pats me down with brute force, I cry knowing that I will be separated from my belived. Although i believe I will learn a lesson from this, I'm currently in the back of the patrol car writing this from san antonio texas. The county jail here is rough but i'm 6'0 and weigh 180 lbs I can handle myself. But with all this being said my question is, HOW THE HELL DO YOU CHANGE THE OIL IN A LAWN MOWER? I have had the honda 150cc lawn mower for about 8 months and its due for an oil change where do I start? I lost the owners manual so don't even start with that. Plus my girlfriend is super worried like what if by the time I get out of jail the grass is 10 ft long oh no then i'm really screwed.

Get your girlfriend on the outside to find out how to change the oil. This is a bizarre question lol. You're off to jail and are worried about the lawn!

Laughing my ao - normally I wouldn't respond to such a stupid question but, would like to thank you for the laugh - 20 points scorcher

So

You must be writing this for your women, Ok, to change tires put a block under the tire so the car don't roll away.
jack up the car put the thing under a steal part of the car, not the frame the frame will bind your car.
jack car up, take bolts off, put them in the cap or in one place, change tire.
oil change in lawn mower, tilt mower to get oil out then put new oil in.

I'm in Texas. I'm in law enforcement. You aren't writing this from the back of a Police car.

Once again, I wonder why you are so desperate for attention.

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