2002 honda accord battery charging issues?

I have a Honda accord 2002, 2.3, 4 cyl. It was wrecked within in the last few months on the front, passenger side. I have been having serious electrical issues and dumping money into it like its my job. The battery tests good. My alternator tests bad when it is in the vehicle, but when I took it out and tested it on the machine 3 times it tested good. My cables and terminals are good. I have a 1.55 amp drain, my alternator will not charge my battery, I have been told that the 2002 Honda accord has a computer controlled charging system, which I have been researching and can't find anything on this topic, although he said it could potentially be the problem and the cause of the drain. I can't afford a certified shop at this time. I have no idea what to do next, any help is appreciated.

Can I get the V6 LED headlights on my LX-S Accord Coupe?

I got a 2014 Honda Accord Coupe lx-s. I know that the EX-L V6 Honda Accord coupes have LED daytime running headlights and the lx-s does not come with them, but I want them. Could I get those headlights on my car, and about how much would it cost?

Why is my car dying 290k miles?

2002 honda accord engine kills at stops signs red lights… Everytime i stop. Also There's a roar sometimes when i accelerate (i don't know)
My mechanic says it hust needs a new fuel pump but… Any suggestions

I think my car is possessed? But seriously?

I've never had any problems with it, really. Just an oil leak and an occasional flickering clock light. But last night my family and I were sitting outside and all of a sudden my alarm started blaring. The alarm on my car doesn't ever go off, unless you reach in through a window and unlock a locked door. I turned it off, and when I went back about an hour later all the dash lights were on. The car hesitated to crank and when it finally did, I turned it off and took the key out, but my car was still running! With the ignition turned off and the key out! I drove it to my house, and the engine went off but all the dash lights were on and the key signal was beeping to alert me I had left the key in the ignition, but I hadn't. A few seconds later it shut off. I went inside and about 5 minutes later I heard the alarm going off yet again. I turned it off, called my father in law, went back outside and the dash lights were all on again. I unplugged the battery cable so it wouldn't go off any more in the night but now I'm stumped on what could be causing it. Help? It's a 1998 Honda Accord EX 6 Cylinder engine.

Added (1). I don't Really think my car is possessed. I realize I'm having real technical issues.

VW Passat or Honda Accord?

Would you rather have a 2007 Volkswagen Passat with 89,000 miles or a 2008 Honda Accord with 106,000 miles? And why? The longer and more thorough the answer, the more likely you'll receive 10 points.